- person: you can't buy happiness
- me: you've obviously never bought concert tickets then
Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if you're there to listen to anyone who needs to talk.
Actually, I’m here any day that someone needs to talk. Doesn’t really matter if it’s self-harm awareness day or not.
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
- me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
- tumblr: are you sure?
- me: yeah I need a social li-
- tumblr: do you
- tumblr: do you really
- me: but I have no frie-
- tumblr: I'm your friend
- me: but I was just gon-
- tumblr: sh sit down
- me: ok
- Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
- Me: Tumblr why are you not working
- Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
- Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
- Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
- Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
- Alex: Give it up for-
- Crowd screams
- Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes.